people on tumblr:
*post pictures of a phone from 2012*
“OMG I FEEL SO OLD REMEMBER WHEN WE HAD IPHONE 4’s???
KIDS THESE DAYS DON’T KNOW THE HARDSHIPS WE HAD”

sherlocksmyth:

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

(via secret-life-of-a-defenseman)

obesitycore:

I WANT TO KISS YOUR DUMB FACE AND MAKE YOU DUMB PANCAKES AND DUMB PILLOW FORTS AND I JUST WNAT TO BE DUMB WITH YOU LETS BE DUMB TOGETHER 

(via merzlikins)

I found the perfect pet for nash grier. Naked mole rats are hairless, entertaining, and blind so they can’t get scared off by his face.

boston-hooligan asked:

I ship you with Soupy :)

Czech Bruins named David give me life Answer:

yay I love soupy!! he finished a shift on a broken leg once meanwhile I’ve been bitching about a blister on tumblr all day but they say opposites attract ;)

stunt-muppet:

katelynboner:

inquisitorkells:

thedailybeard:

whiskeyontheocean:

catsbeaversandducks:

My Adopted Cat Is The Best Climbing Partner Ever

Most pet cats will become timid or defensive when outdoors, but not Millie – after being adopted by her mountain-climbing owner Craig Armstrong, Millie has become a feline hiking and mountain-climbing legend.

“She literally loves to climb things… if there’s high-ground she’ll seek it out,” Armstrong said in an interview with Bored Panda. He had nothing but praise for the tenacious little athlete: “Generally she does best on slabby routes where she can scramble from ledge to ledge. She’s an incredible athlete but steep juggy routes just aren’t her thing. When bouldering, though, she’s done some pretty amazing gaps and dynos.”

“I go on a lot of weekend climbing adventures. It never seemed odd to me, just seemed like something I’d do with my pet, take her places,” explained Armstrong. Ever since Millie climbed up onto his shoulder at the Furburbia adoption center in Utah, Armstrong knew they’d make a good team.

There are, of course, pros and cons to taking your cat hiking – “We camp in my truck; She peed in there one night, but she caught a mouse in there one night, too.” Armstrong hopes that they can become a team in other aspects of his life as well; “I’m still waiting for the day we come across a group of pretty ladies and they love Millie and invite us to their campfire that night.“

He also had plenty of advice for owners who might consider hiking with their own cats. “Get them used to their name and to you as a safe place. In talus fields or thick woods she’ll get distracted and climb trees or explore tiny caves and under boulders and stop following sometimes. It’s taken a lot of practice and many trips to get Millie to the point where she follows me down a trail past areas like thickets that would have distracted her otherwise.”

Via Bored Panda

wow

File under: this I wish my cat would do.

WOW

oh my god 

this cat is in better shape than i am

(via a-storm-for-every-spring)

toenail-fister:

Boys need body positivity too, so I’m here to tell the boys that need it that you look fucking awesome today. And have a nice fucking day because you fucking deserve it.

(via hockeywashergame)

guys do the shipping thing ship me with someone im really bored pls?

ok but for real this blister is the blister equivalent of getting a papercut between your thumb and pointer finger and getting salt on it